If you are a genius, and can design Microsoft Kinect hacks, please let me know because I have a business idea that could make us millions.
Check out these incredible, yet un-exploitable ideas other geniuses have come up with. I don't know any of them, which is why I have yet to make a quadrillion dollars.
And yes, you might think that having a machine constantly and relentlessly track the position of your nipples would be entirely useless, but it's the basis for my entire get rich plan.
So please, computer programmers of the world, get in touch with me. You, or your nipples, won't regret it.
Uh, Bill, have these people been smoking crack? Even worse, Bill, have you been smoking crack? If so, you must stop immediately. You will only get worse if you don't. I have no idea what any of these people are doing or why they are doing it. But wait! I don't have an MBA. Maybe I've misjudged and you are on to something. (But I doubt it. Put down the pipe Bill.)
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