I spent the better part of today trying to link random facts about countries together in order to make crazy statements like, "the number of Nobel Prize awards won by an individual from a certain country is proportional to the kilometers of roadways in that country." or "The murder rate of country Y is correlated to the number of Internet Hosts in that country".
but...as you'd expect. there is no correlation.
wasted day, wasted post.
but...i did come across this from Calvin and Hobbes back in the day.