|Two of you are Superfluous. Even if you are "little".|
So, tonight, we're doing some sweet Mediterranean food. This is like, +6 w00ts, because I have a serious addiction to hummus. Actually, on a related note, did you know that hummus makes you gassy? I didn't. That is, until I had a whole plate of it to myself at a restaurant and then we went to the movies. It was crowded in the movies, which was nice, cause no one could pin it on me. +1 more w00t just for that.
|Apparently, Godzilla hasn't listened to Towelie's sage advice|
Then tomorrow, we're forming a Sahara desert style caravan of around 3560 people and making the long journey down to the Jersey Shore for some fist pumping action. -3 w00ts because fist pumping for us is a euphemism for changing diapers. But then again, +1 w00t because the Grenade Free Foundation is also a euphemism for no poop blowouts. Also, this will be Sammy's first time at the ocean, and I'm super excited to make a sweet sand castle and put him in the middle of it and pretend that he's Godzilla while making him destroy said sand castle. +1 w00t!
Then, we're gonna truck it back on home for a sweet steak grilling extravaganza, because nothing says "Goddamn it, I love freedom" than eating steak off the grill. Unless we were to eat it without forks and knives. Or hands. We just picked up $40 worth of t-bones. I'm thinking we cook them, but "forget" to invite people over. +1 w00t for selfishness! Wait, it's not really selfishness if it comes to food. It's really more wise survival skills. -4 w00ts for rationalizing greed.
Ok, so far that's +3 w00ts, which means this weekend will be pretty sweet and rockin'.
So, I'm going over my adolescent boy checklist to make sure I got everything.
- Fart joke, check.
- Godzilla reference, check.
- Ninja picture, check.
- Stoner reference, check.
- Jersey Shore reference, double check.
Ok, I think I've covered all of my bases. Enjoy the weekend, and be an American! Punch a terrorist!