Against my better judgment, here is my first vlog ever.
I should have taken Jessica at My Time As A Mom's advice and had a couple stiff shots before I did this. But then you never know, no one would have understood anything I was saying.
So without further ado:
So...I looked up "virulent". This is what Webster says.
1: a : marked by a rapid, severe, and destructive course <a virulent infection> b : able to overcome bodily defensive mechanisms : markedly pathogenic <virulent bacteria>
2: extremely poisonous or venomous
Nicely done, bill, nicely done. Note to self: refrain from engaging in "the act" with this guy. Might get rabies.3: full of malice : malignant <virulent racists>
I think I meant something along the lines of prowess. But after close to 20 takes, I was honestly kind of annoyed and didn't want to redo it another time. Sorry guys, I've got perfectionist qualities, but only to a point. Then laziness takes over. And with laziness come malapropisms.
Speaking of malapropisms, it reminds me of one time when I went to a country club with KLZ from Taming Insanity. It was a super-swanky country club, and when I came in and saw how beautiful everything was, I said something about how the place was the utter definition of ostentatious, thinking it was a nice thing to say. But she and her husband are super sweet, and probably chalked it up to my being an idiot.
What I meant to say was "opulent". This is why I do much better in writing than in speech.
Next time, I'll get drunk - just to see if there's a difference in how well I do in front of the web-cam. You know, as a scientific experiment, or something.