Here he is as a supermodel.
|I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really...ridiculously good looking.|
|I'm gonna cry and poop my pants until I get my 72 virgins, infidel!|
|Wait, was he the one with Polio? Have I gotten my shots?|
|Wait, get that thing away fro..m..MMPH!|
That dream didn't last long.
|ACK! Why did you do that to me?!? AND you're taking pictures?!?|
I bet you Vasya over there with the cheap diapers hasn't even thought about what college he wanted to go to, let alone which career path would best suit him. His parents must not love him enough.